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    • 2011 CRUDE Lubes New Oilins
      • 2010 Nagin's Farewell Roast ...In Hell
        • 2009 CRUDE Gives in to Sub-Primal Urges
          • 2008 When life gives you shit...grow mushrooms
            • 2007 CRUDE flew into the cuckoo's nest
              • 2006 CRUDE Sleeps in the Wet Spot
                • 2005 Cock Fighting vs Cock Biting
                  • 2004 The Quest for the Holy Tail
                    • 2003 CRUDE Contracts dat Westbank Virus
                      • 2002 - Depravedheart
                        • 2001 - C.R.U.D.E. Probes Uranus...and Other Dark Places
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                          Welcome to the Home Page of the 
                          Krewe of C.R.U.D.E.
                          (Committee to Revive Urban Decadent Entertainment)


                          Parade Day Info:

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                          Date: February 4
                          Location:  2830 Royal St.
                          between St Ferdinand St and Press Streets by the railroad tracks.


                          It is advisable to read The Idiots Guide (yeah, this is about you), before parade day.

                          The pre-party will be held at Project Restore Habitat for Humanity Warehouse 4-6pm. 

                          Things to consider bringing:

                          1) Clear plastic rain poncho (just in case, although we will be making sacrifices to Chaac, the Mayan rain god to hold off on bringing us his blessings)
                          2) A small bag with some dry clothes (in case Chaac ignores us)
                          3) Folding parade chair (leave in the ball site) (I haven't found a God of Folding Parade Chairs, but I'm sure there was one.)
                          4) A few bucks for the band tip jar (Your sacrifice for Kai Yum, the god of music)
                          5) Cab fare (the Mayans didn't have wheeled vehicles; you're on your own)
                          6) A few bucks for food (we'll provide chicken, king cake, and a few other things)
                          7) Your sense of humor

                          IF you leave ANYTHING at the ball site during the parade, MAKE SURE
                          YOU LABEL IT WITH YOUR NAME (i.e., backpacks, chairs, etc.).

                          Check in at the CRUDE table when you arrive to get your wrist band and
                          join us at 5:30 next to the float for the official krewe photo
                          (suitable for framing people).

                          Enjoy!

                          --Jack

                          Saturday, Feb 4 -
                          CELEBRATE CRIMES AGAINST NATURE
                          AND THE END OF TIME...

                          KdV 2012 Parade order:
                          1 Bourbon 2 KSAL 3 CRAPS 4 Inane 5 KAOS 6 Underwear 7 Spermes 8 Seeds 9 Comatose 10 Mishigas 11 Mama Roux 12 CRUDE 13 TOKIN 14 Drips 15 LEWD 16 Mondu


                          SEE THE KREWE WEBSITE FOR ENTERTAINMENT AND OTHER PARTY INFO

                          Member's Page has been updated with apocalyptic information

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                          Costuming Will be simpler than ever this year

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                          Be sure to attend one of the costuming get togethers to get fitted for your Invisible Mystic Mayan Cloak. 

                          Let Ryan know what your color preference is.



                          The Krewe of C.R.U.D.E. is one of 16-1/2 sub-krewes of the world-famous
                           
                          Krewe du Vieux.
                           
                          We are dedicated to ensuring that CRUDE behavior, CRUDE displays, CRUDE humor and CRUDE spectacles are forever a part of Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
                          The Krewe of C.R.U.D.E. and Krewe du Vieux preserve the historical spirit of Mardi Gras by parading through the French Quarter with handmade floats and featuring the finest traditional New Orleans brass bands.

                          See you on the streets february 4, 2012. 
                          Our credo: Nemo repente fuit turpissimus

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